Sunday, June 20, 2010

Yankees Get Bitch-Slapped By Lesbian Lady Gaga


It's a God damned shame. What has happened to the state of manhood when this kind of thing is allowed to go on in the Clubhouse of America's pre-eminent sports franchise? From ESPN:
Following the Yankees' loss to the New York Mets on Friday night, Lady Gaga talked her way past security and into the Yankees' clubhouse. She reportedly met with some players, including Robinson Cano. The media, which is supposed to be allowed into the clubhouse 10 minutes after the final pitch, was held out.

The New York Post reported on Sunday that Yankees co-chairman Hal Steinbrenner was furious at the display Lady Gaga put on in the clubhouse -- dressed in a half-buttoned Yankees jersey and a bikini bottom, she swilled whiskey and fondled her chest, the Post said, citing sources ...

Yankees manager Joe Girardi says he doesn't think celebrities cause a distraction for his team.

"Our guys know that when it's time to play, it's time to play, and they're used to it," Girardi said.

There were reports that Alex Rodriguez met with Gaga on Friday, but Cano says he was the only player to see her.

"She can sing, I'll tell you that," Cano said.


No matter what you might think of her talent, and you gotta admit it is considerable (even if you don't like her music), Lady Gaga is a carpet-munching cunt.

For those of you from Hoboken, I'll spell it out; SHE'S A LESBIAN, A DYKE, A MOUTH-BREATHING, TUNA-EATING, FRIEND OF STEVIE. SHE'S A LESBIAN GUYS.

This is fucking ridiculous.

Dudes should never let themselves be manipulated by a Lesbian. It makes you look like a bitch. It's the ultimate pussy-whip. In fact, it's a pussy bitch slap.

Look, the only kind of Lady Gaga vocalizing Robinson Cano ought to be interested in is the bitch humming while deep-throating his veiny, pulsating bleach-goo-spewing tubesteak.

It's fucking embarrassing that the dumbass Yankee fucking fuckwad, motherfucking players allowed this bitch to come into their locker room, dressed like that, fondling her breasts, and acting like she wanted it.

The Yankees should have pulled out their meat and asked her if she was ready to be fucked by the whole team, and if she said, "No," they should have thrown her out of the fucking clubhouse, flying and tumbling, wig over spiked-heels.


Joe Girardi is acting like a prick pimp, a "Rent Boy" Ambassador. He ought to be fired.

And, quite frankly, one has to wonder if the Yankees have the stones to be Champions this year, after a pathetic display like that.

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3 Comments:

Blogger The Fu2rman said...

Dengler, what do you have against the Yankees?

Let me set you straight here.

Many of the Yankees are MARRIED. They HAVE to say the slutty pop-star was only there for 10 minutes, acted inappropriately and was exited very quickly.

That was just for the sake of the married players wives!

This is just like when your wife says, 'What was up with that slutty chick hanging on you at the bar?'

And you say, 'Oh, jeez, I don't know! She's trashy and just plain filthy.'

But then you tell me, 'Dude, this hot fucking nasty chick was all over me at the bar.'

Of course The Yankees, The Greatest Sports Franchise in the history of the world, made Lady Gaga a heterosexual! At least for that evening...

12:12 PM  
Blogger The Fu2rman said...

PS You know that is Chicago White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen, right?

NOTHING to do with that Yankees...

And everyone knows that Chicago is the new San Francisco. Everyone from Chicago is gay...

12:23 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Oh, I thought it was Joe Girardi and Robinson Cano.

4:33 PM  

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