Sunday, April 11, 2010

The Future Of Woman


In the future, all women will look like this?

Why do I say this? Simple, because the miracles of science will make it possible ... and we men will pay for it.

And, since we invent everything, and own everything, then chicks will pretty much be forced to accept our direction.

I mean, seriously dudes, isn't this the kind of chick you would want if you could have any chick in the world?

I love the fucking future. Finally we won't have to look at those god damned rail-thin "models" anymore.

(Only chicks think such chicks are beautiful.)


Fu2rman says:

Chicks don't think rail thin models are beautiful, but do you know does?

Who runs the fashion industry?

Gay Men.

What do women without curves look like?

Pretty young MEN.

Rail thin models are employed by gay men, for gay men that review the industry, in an effort to be looked upon favorably.
Peter Dengler replies:
So, you're saying chicks are so god damned stupid that they believe a gay guys aesthetic on feminine beauty over the very men who fuck them and want to fuck them.

Think about how fucking stupid that is.

That is stupider than the stupidest fucking stupid-assed thing I've ever fucking heard in my whole stupid fucking life.

7 Comments:

Blogger The Fu2rman said...

NO! I have a theory on that!

Chicks don't think rail thin models are beautiful, but do you know does?

Who runs the fashion industry?

Gay Men.

What do women without curves look like?

Pretty young MEN.

Rail thin models are employed by gay men, for gay men that review the industry, in an effort to be looked upon favorably.

12:41 PM  
Blogger The Fu2rman said...

P.S. You spelled fu2r wrong.

12:42 PM  
Blogger Peter Dengler said...

So, you're saying chicks are so god damned stupid that they believe a gay guys aesthetic on feminine beauty over the very men who fuck them and want to fuck them.

Think about how fucking stupid that is.

That is stupider than the stupidest fucking stupid-assed thing I've ever fucking heard in my whole stupid fucking life.

4:10 PM  
Blogger Peter Dengler said...

By the way, this post proves you have no respect for women.

;-)

4:11 PM  
Blogger The Fu2rman said...

I agree it's pretty stupid, but not the stupidest. I love that word, BTW.

Women love hanging out with gay dudes, it's like a half-man, half girlfriend. So because they are still technically men, they take their opinion seriously.

5:11 PM  
Blogger Peter Dengler said...

Well, I must admint, that does explain it.

Thanks.

1:53 PM  
Blogger Epaminondas said...

"So because they are still technically men, they take their opinion seriously."

LMAO

nyuk

A insult so technically perfect it has its own class of beauty

7:57 AM  

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