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Bynum Will Have Surgery After Attending World Cup

OK, so Andrew Bynum is delaying his surgery until after his World Cup trip.

  
Here's what some people don't know, Andrew Bynum is kind of a pussy.  

He is afraid to have this surgery. 

For whatever reason, there is a huge effort to get Americans interested in soccer.  

The thing is, we don't give a crap about this useless sport.  

It's boring!  Any sport that regularly allows a game to end in a tie is lame, (add hockey to that list).  Any sport where the players exchange clothes after the game is for women.  Any sport where the vuvuzela is the the most interesting topic of conversation is...well, I don't even know...

But who better to send to the World Cup than a newly crowned, (in the Lakers case, re-crowned),  NBA Champion?

They asked Kobe, he laughed at them.  They asked Lamar and Khloe, they wouldn't even return a call.  They asked Derek Fisher, and he wouldn't do it.  Artest?  HA!  Even Jordan Farmar told them to eat a dick!  They were pretty much down to Adam Morrison for God's sake!  

Then Bynum heard the news, and he jumped at it. 

Yeah, because Andrew Bynum is a huge soccer fan...paaleeeaase! 

Of course he's not, it is simply a way to avoid the surgery.   

What a pussy!