Friday, December 16, 2005

Kerry Has A Sense Of Humor?

Since when!?

I'm kidding, he is pretty funny, especially the way he still takes himself seriously.

It seems Kerry was speaking to 100 Vet's of his failed 2004 Presidential bid, and decided to crack a joke.

"If we take back the House, there a solid case to bring articles of impeachment against this president,”

And the crowd roared with...

...several Democrats in Kerry’s audience said his remarks made them uncomfortable.

(Crickets) Eeek, Eeek, Eeek.

Hmm, that doesn't sound like laughter...

Several members of the audience reported that Kerry quickly added: "Don’t tell anyone I said that.”

Sorry Johnny, too late.

We all heard it.

This guy is priceless.

I truly believe Kerry was trying to tell a joke, but he's only about 10% funnier than Al Gore, so his joke bombed.

"Impeachment jokes in Washington are as old as Donald Rumsfeld and as funny as Dick Cheney is gruff.”

I'm good with that.

However, Mr. Hienz, do you want to be funny?

Call up the Fu2rman, step into my office, I can help!.

I guarantee I could get this guy elected, bu
t I hate kicking myself in the nuts.

But, I'll spill a few beans.

First, you are not funny, so you can't do sarcastic humor.

Second, somehow, when you smile, you look scarier..??

Lastly, if you want to be leader, fine, but being a bazillionaire semi-socialist isn't going to work, ever!

You gotta go pimp, man!

C'mon, you don't really care about the little man,
I know it, you know it, we all know it.

You committed your psycho ex, took her cash, hit
Morgan Fairchild, and jumped on Mrs. Hienz, and cha-ching!

That, Mr. Kerry, is a story the American people will buy!

And vote for.

seriously, look how it worked out for Bill Clinton.


Blogger James_Hornet said...

I need some pizza too.

2:10 AM  

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