Maybe Modine's Next Role Can Be In The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

And guess what part he would perfect for?

I'm getting ahead of myself here...

First, how do you not love Greg Gutfeld?

Second, what is wrong with Matthew Modine?

What a total douchebag!  

And punishment for this type of douchebaggery should be shipping his vinegar scented self right the fuck to Osama Bin Laden.  You asked for it, you got it!  

See ya Matthew.  And the miracle you speak of, would be your return, you naive child!

Hey Matthew, how big is that head of yours?  Well, don't worry, hang out with Bin Laden's crew for any amount of time and you will be relieved of said head.

And now you know what part he would be perfect for in The Legend of Sleepy Hollow...