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This is a great way to kill some time...

Texts From Last Night

You'll find gems like...

i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"

Or...

he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came

i love that song!

NOT THE POINT

Or one of my favorites...

She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.

Yes, that is about all the foreplay I need!