Looks Like It's Time For a Fu2rman Fetish Minute

Alright, Fu2rman. What the fuck is this about? I mean, I came over to your house the other day to watch the Yankees game, and look what I find hanging in your bedroom!

And you were nowhere to be found.

Seriously, dude, what gives? Normally I say, your business is your business. But, this demands an explanation.