Will The Real Akbar Zeb, Please Stand Up

This is possibly the best story I've heard this week!

A high-ranking Pakistani diplomat reportedly cannot be appointed ambassador to Saudi Arabia because in Arabic his name, (Akbar Zeb), translates into a phrase more appropriate for a porn star, referring to the size of male genitals, Foreign Policy reported.

The Arabic translation of Akbar Zeb to "biggest d**k" has overwhelmed Saudi officials who have refused to allow his post there.

Now, are the Saudi's concerned that they don't want a guy with a big dick in their country because they fear losing their women to him?  Or is it that they think he is going to be the biggest dick?

Whatever the case, who cares, Dengler has a new nickname!