Friday, December 30, 2005

Soccer World News

Turkey is a country that is very passionate about soccer, but they won't have much to say in the big time just yet.

They were shut down earlier this year by Brazil.

Why do you think that happened?

As a friend emailed me a picture, I have a pretty good understanding how it happened.

They have no motivation.

Brazil, on the other hand, has a huge motivation, or huge pairs of motivations.

In sports, the saying goes, to the winner goes the spoils of victory...

Which spoils would you play your ass off for?

Yep, it's no wonder Turkey is under-motivated, and Brazil continues to be a top name in The World Cup.

I have some advice for the Turkish Government, and coaches...

Take those flags away from those homely women, and get with the program!

Hot, enthusiastic chicks will always do more for your atheletes than covered up, you can't touch this broads any day.

I am already rooting for Brazil, but I think The US can put up equally hot chicks to motivate our soccer team.

Well, actually, in the US, we don't care about soccer, so we won't send the A-Team of hot chicks...

So GO BRAZIL!

2 Comments:

Blogger Pastorius said...

Who cares about soccer. Give me some Laker babes.

4:31 AM  
Blogger Cosmo Kramer said...

give us some topless drunk Laker Babes and we're good to go..yeeeaahhh!! giddyup!!

9:03 AM  

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