Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Dengler Likes 'em Dumb, I like 'em CRAZY!

But I have good reason on this.  Crazy in the head=Crazy in bed.

There is a crazy chick in the news so I just can't resist.  You know, a lot of guys would hit on the chicks that are dumb or smart or blond or brunette, but give me a chick with daddy issues and crazy eyes, that's the one for me!

I mean, My God, check this out...










Look at that picture and tell me she doesn't have issues!  

The funny thing is that now she is saying she is outraged by the photos...?

Oh, yeah, how could you know the scene you were posing for, you weren't even there...oh wait, YES!  You were there, that's you in the picture with Dora, Kermit and Barney, and with no pants, a man's shirt and uh-hum...A PEARL NECKLACE.

I love this chick, she is a double scoop of crazy.



OK, in the GQ interview, when Hunter first meets Edwards she says, "You're so hot."   He says thank you, and the story moves on.  I want to excerpt a piece to show her craziness...


So you say, "You're so hot." Then what?
I said I could help him. Which I really believed I could. And quite frankly—well, depending on your perspective, I really have. 

And that president thing, whatever.
Yeah. So I said, "I can help you." And he said, "I want your help. I need your help." And he told me how to contact him [at the Regency]. He said, "Please call me." I said, "How long are you staying?" He said, "Until tomorrow morning. Please, call me. Call me." 

What did you mean by "I can help you?"
That I could help him see who he is instead of what he's not. The person standing in front of me was not the person they were selling, or his public persona. He was completely opposite from his public persona. 

So it's not like you were thinking, I can help you by videotaping the campaign?
No. 

You were thinking—
That I could help him become more integrated so that people could see that he had it going on. 

 And that says about enough, I love crazy chicks!

3 Comments:

Blogger Peter Dengler said...

smirk

She is hilarious.

I had a completely insane chick for a girlfriend when I was in my teens. You're right about the crazy thing. But ...

it just wasn't worth it.

1:59 PM  
Blogger midnight rider said...

No no no. She was completely misquoted. The interview actually went

So you say, "You have my pussy so hot and dripping wet." Then what?
I said I could hump him. Which I really believed I could. And quite frankly—well, I really have.

And that president thing, whatever.
Yeah. So I said, "I can hump you." And he said, "I want your cunt. I need your cunt." And he told me first how to suck him [at the Regency]. He said, "C'mon deepthroat it." I said, "How long are you?" He said, "My zippers break because they drag on the floor. Whip me, beat me, fuck me. Make me write bad checks."

So it's not like you were thinking, I can videotape our sessions and sell them?
No, I was hoping to post them on Tube8.

You were thinking—
That we would teabag then he'd pump a hot load in my juicy pussy and eat it out. Or maybe go ass to mouth and I'd still swallow it all. THEN people could see how he fucks someone over.

10:56 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Wowza. That's a good interview.

If they had published that interview, they would have actually sold some magazines.

5:10 AM  

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