Tuesday, March 16, 2010

The Dreaded Giant Boobie Defense


A bikini model in Japan has been cleared of property destruction after an appeal court heard that her large breasts meant she couldn't have committed the crime.

Serena Kozakura – her professional name – was convicted in 2007 of kicking a hole in a man's door and crawling inside, supposedly because she was angry that he was with another woman.

However, in her defence, her counsel asked the court to compare the size of the hole in the door with Kozakura's 110cm bust – and suggested that she couldn't possibly have made it through the gap.

Defense exhibits A and B....

If the boobies won't fit! You must acquit!

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Blogger The Fu2rman said...

Wouldn't that be defense exhibit 'DD'?

3:00 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Good points ... I mean, point.

3:19 PM  

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