Thursday, March 04, 2010

So You Can Take That Cookie And ...

Fucking dumb slut:

Sarah Palin shopping Alaska reality show

Palin Sarah Palin -- reality TV star?

The former Alaska governor is teaming with uber-producer Mark Burnett to shop a reality series about her home state, network sources confirm.

Palin and Burnett made the rounds at at least three of the major broadcasters (NBC, ABC and Fox) while in Los Angeles for her taping of "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" this week.

Palin and her family would be followed on-camera in the show, which one network executive described as "'Planet Earth' meets Alaska meets her family," referring to Discovery's high-definition nature hit.

Seriously, dudes. We've all had it happen to us. You meet a chick, and you think she's the bomb, and you start going out with her, and you get all clouded in your thinking, lovey-dovey blood-rush-to-the-Dengler mushy-eyed, and you start tellin' all your friends you think she might be THE ONE ...

only to find out they already knew ALL ABOUT HER.

That's what has happened to all of us Conservatives who thought Sarah Palin might be the real deal.

We've been had, like a sucker with a lump - in our throat - just a chump - just a chump - just a chump - just a chump ...





She put our tender, all in a blender, and still we surrendered - like a chump - like a chump - like a chump ...

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5 Comments:

Blogger The Fu2rman said...

Yep, she's crazy.

I even tried to like her. I'm glad I gave that up.

This is just about the end of Palin...

Thank God

2:58 PM  
Blogger Peter Dengler said...

I don't think I've ever been so disappointed in a politician as I am in her.

She has proven herself to have deserved ALL OF THE RIDICULE SHE RECEIVED.

THE LIBS WERE RIGHT ABOUT HER.

WE WERE WRONG.

6:05 PM  
Blogger Peter Dengler said...

I don't think I've ever been so disappointed in a politician as I am in her.

She has proven herself to have deserved ALL OF THE RIDICULE SHE RECEIVED.

THE LIBS WERE RIGHT ABOUT HER.

WE WERE WRONG.

6:05 PM  
Blogger The Fu2rman said...

If the reality show goes south, which I hope it does, maybe she will end up doing what everyone hopes...

PORN!!!

10:30 PM  
Blogger Peter Dengler said...

With the post two above this in mind, what was that chicks name again? Shara, Cheri, Celeste? I can't fucking remember her name at this point.

Ah hell, I'll just call her "toots" and leave her a few bucks for an Egg McMuffin.

5:20 AM  

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