So You Can Take That Cookie And ...

Fucking dumb slut:

Sarah Palin shopping Alaska reality show

Sarah Palin -- reality TV star?

The former Alaska governor is teaming with uber-producer Mark Burnett to shop a reality series about her home state, network sources confirm.

Palin and Burnett made the rounds at at least three of the major broadcasters (NBC, ABC and Fox) while in Los Angeles for her taping of "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" this week.

Palin and her family would be followed on-camera in the show, which one network executive described as "'Planet Earth' meets Alaska meets her family," referring to Discovery's high-definition nature hit.

Seriously, dudes. We've all had it happen to us. You meet a chick, and you think she's the bomb, and you start going out with her, and you get all clouded in your thinking, lovey-dovey blood-rush-to-the-Dengler mushy-eyed, and you start tellin' all your friends you think she might be THE ONE ...

only to find out they already knew ALL ABOUT HER.

That's what has happened to all of us Conservatives who thought Sarah Palin might be the real deal.

We've been had, like a sucker with a lump - in our throat - just a chump - just a chump - just a chump - just a chump ...




She put our tender, all in a blender, and still we surrendered - like a chump - like a chump - like a chump ...