Friday, June 23, 2006

All-Time Best Babe Ever

I read Infidel Bloggers Alliance, Infidel Babe of the Week a few days ago, and Phoebe Cates won the honor.

The picture to justify her babe of the week status was from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

That is good enough for me!

Then of course there was the Hunk of the Week.

Pim's Ghost went retro as well, kinda...

She went Star Wars, but not the '77 Star Wars, but the 2000-whatever prequel, (sorry, I passed on the new Star Wars movies).

Still, that got me thinking...

Who is the All-Time-Babe-Of-All-Babes?

That is such an easy answer, it's not even funny.

Yvonne Craig, as Batgirl!

I knew from the minute I saw her at 5 years old that I was going to be a heterosexual.

Who knows how the gay thing happens, maybe you're born that way, maybe you are influenced that way.

At 5 years old, I knew what I wanted.

And SHE wore a cape and called herself, BATGIRL.

I mean seriously, how cool was this girl?

She was smart, a conservative librarian by day.

She was hot, of course that goes a long way...

And, she kicked the crap out villians by night.

Not to mention, she did so while wearing about the sexiest costume I'd ever seen at 5 years old.

Oh yeah, and she had a motorcyle!

Oddly enough, as an adult, I have a motorcycle.


I think not!

Batgirl made me feel things that my prepubescent self was yet to understand...

But she was kind of a gateway drug in a sense, a drug that led me to Charlies Angels, but that is another story.

What can I say, but Yikes!

I still love this masked crimefighter.

Save me a spot on that couch Batgirl!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

You Gotta Love A Truth Tellin' Bunny...

If you can't trust a bikini-clad bunny, who can you trust?

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned Bunny and an orphaned snake.

By a surprising coincidence, both
were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite ok," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is as yours.

I too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with
soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have
a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.

The bunny then suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all
over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me."

So the Bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked,

"Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you've a forked tongue, no backbone and...

I'd say you must be what they call a "Democrat."

Bunnies are so smart, and they look fantastic in a Bikini!

Who knew?